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Scene 1: Jon's Moved ApartmentEdit
It is some time after the launch of Halo: Reach. After Jon moved, Arbiter and Chief started trying to find Halo: Reach since the game is out. They have no idea where in the house it is, so they search. Or rather, Arbiter searches while Chief orders him around.
- Master Chief: IS IT IN THERE / IS IT TH3RE
- Arbiter: I don't see it.
Chief kicks the box.
- Master Chief: BALLS
- Arbiter: It can't have gone far.
Arbiter finds Sonic CD case then throws it behind him.
- Arbiter: It's gotta be in one of these boxes. We'll find it eventually.
- Master Chief: y did he have 2 move / weather he's here or there hes still a fuckign los3r anyway
- Arbiter: Not as big a loser as you, Chief.
Chief sits and lays on the wall.
- Master Chief: LOOK MOAR FASTAR U FAG
- Arbiter: Shut up! I've been at this for an hour now. You've done fuck all but stand there and complain.
- Master Chief: but im teh boss / BOSS BOSS BOSS / every1 knows teh boss dusn't wurk
Arbiter finds Zelda game, but then puts it away then checks again.
- Arbiter: Oh... Found something...
- Master Chief: REACH?!/ DID U FIND REACH
Master Chief walks toward to the box.
- Arbiter: Nope. COD.
Arbiter reveals that he found Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
- Arbiter: Bummer.
Master Chief holds it.
- Master Chief: for fuck's sake
Chief walks away.
- Master Chief: I GESS ITLL JUST HAVE 2 DO 4 NAO
- Arbiter: Hey! Shithead! You should be helping me look! Fine. But when I find it I'm playing first.
- Master Chief: LOL / VERY FUNNY
Scene 2: Jon's Chair (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)Edit
Master Chief is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player]: Wow, you're such a noob.
- Master Chief: THATS NOT WAT UR MOTHER SED
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player]: Not you! Well you're a noob too, but there's tards like you everywhere now. I'm talking about the rather obvious JTAGer bouncing all over the place with infinite ammo.
- Master Chief: wtf is JTAG
Chief sees a JTAGer shooting ammo without even reloading.
- Master Chief: HOLY CRAP / how did u do taht. U DUSNT EVEN HAS 2 RELAOD UR GUNZ
- [JTAG Hacker]: Um.. it's kind of a complex procedure, you probably wouldn't get it.
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player]: Yeah, all that googling would wear anyone out. You're a huge douche.
- Master Chief: TELL ME UR SECRITS
- [JTAG Hacker]: I moded my Xbox to run homebrew code.
- Master Chief: if u teach meh 2 hack ill srsly suck ur dick
- [JTAG Hacker]: Well, it's kind of hard.
- Master Chief: so is mien
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player]: Holy Christ, that's it I'm fucking out of here.
- Master Chief: LOL / WHAT A PUSSY
- [JTAG Hacker]: I'll send you instructions I guess. Do you have an email address?
Scene 3: Jon's Apartment (Hallway door)Edit
Arbiter walks toward the door then turns around to Master Chief.
- Arbiter: Reach isn't up here. I've checked the whole place. No thanks to you.
- Master Chief: DONT MENSHIN IT
- Arbiter: It has to be downstairs in storage somewhere.
- Master Chief: GOOD LUCKS
- Arbiter: It could take a while...
- Master Chief: TAKE ALL TEH TIEMS U N33D BUDDY
- Arbiter: ...I could use some help.
- Master Chief: THATS A SHAME
- Arbiter: ...You are such an asshole.
After Arbiter walks out of the door, Master Chief grabs a screwdriver and mods the Xbox 360 to run JTAG.
Scene 4: Modern Warfare 2Edit
- Master Chief: THIS IS GUNA B FUCKIGN KILLAR
Then Chief goes back to the game, and starts using hacks.
- Master Chief: BOOM!!1! BODY SHOT
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player #2]: Okay, I just watched my killcam and that was seriously the most retarded shit I ever seen.
- Master Chief: HAHAHHAHH / OMG / I CANT BREATH / THIS IS FUCKING AMASING / HAHAHAHHAH
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player #1]: Wow, it's you again. You actually did it?
- Master Chief: JTAG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player #3]: Wow! How are you doing that?
- Master Chief: U WUDNT UNDRESTAND NOB / ITS A RLY COMPLECKS PROSEEDIAR
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player #1]: I'm leaving now.
- Master Chief: YOU FULL AGAEN?!?!?1/ U SHUD BUY STRONGAR TAMPONS
- [Modern Warfare 2 Player #4]: This is so lame! I can't even hit you!
- Master Chief: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA / IM INVINSIBEL / NOEN OF U RETARDS CAN STOP ME / NOTHIGN CAN STOP MEH / ROFLMAO!1!one!1!!shift!eleven!+111!
- Master Chief: NO / NOOOOO!!1!!1! THATS NOT FAER / THATS NOT FUCKIGN FAER / THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT / FUCK THIS SHIT
Arbiter comes back upstairs.
- Arbiter: I finally found Reach!
Master Chief looks from the side of the chair at Arbiter bringing Halo: Reach in.
- Arbiter: It was way at the back. Remember, I get to play first!
- Master Chief: UH OH SPAGETTIOH
To be continued...