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Arbiter and Greg are seen playing Scrabble in the the hallway. The Nutcracker Sweet is herd playing.

  • Arbiter:"I gotta tell you,Greg. It's great to finally have somewhat of a challenge."
  • Greg: fuck you.
  • Arbiter:"Hahaha."
  • Greg: lol :) .

Arbiter makes his move. He makes the word "Satan".

Greg moves over and changes the letters.

  • Arbiter:"Why didn't I think of that?"

Greg has changed "Satan" to "Santa".

  • Arbiter:"That's awesome."
  • Greg:you're not gonna believe this lol.

Greg changes more letters.

  • Arbiter:"You just blew my fucking mind!"

Greg has made the word "Raindeer" across the board.

  • Arbiter:"How did this happen? Fucking miracles. Christmas kicks ass."
  • Greg: lmao.
  • Arbiter:"Well... a little. just not quite snuffed out yet."

Chief walks up wearing his Christmas vest.

  • Chief:"o hai / wat teh fuck r u fagets plehing? scribble? that gaems fucking retarted / can i play?"
  • Arbiter:"No."
  • Chief:"YES"
  • Arbiter:"No."
  • Chief:"YES / sry / pass teh letterz charllette"
  • Arbiter:"You're not playing! Fuck off! Go play Reach for the hundredth consecutive day."

Chief sits down.

  • Chief:"stop beign a butthed"
  • Arbiter:"What the fuck is that you're wearing? "Squeeze here for Christmas cheer"? At the risk of sounding like you, that's seriously a little gay."
  • Chief:"it's fuzzy / :3 [lion face]"
  • Greg:ur turn.
  • Arbiter:"Right."
  • Chief:"no mai turn / pass meh teh lettars"

Greg just sits there.

  • Chief:"pass teh letters u fuckign asshole"
  • Arbiter:"You need a vocabulary to play this game,Chief. One in witch the most complex word doesn't involve anus flapping. You're not an eligible player."

Chief stands up angrily.

  • Chief:"fien then / fuck this shit / board gaems r stupid n e way / dum cave man shit / ill b plaign reech fighting teh g00d fite"
  • Arbiter:"You'll have a present in the morning."
  • Chief:"[beat] wat is it?"
  • Arbiter:"Why do people ask that? You'll find out tomarow."
  • Chief:" just tell meh nao"
  • Arbiter:"I don't even know what it is. It's not from me. It's from Santa."
  • Chief:"thers no such thign as santa,troll"
  • Arbiter:"No,seriously. I'm not even kidding. Just found it by the door this morning. It must have been Santa."
  • Arbiter:"We'll find out in the morning. And one more thing... Season Five? How are we doing?"
  • Chief:"ppl still liek us?"
  • Arbiter:"Some people. Kind of. We've been lame before but I think we're getting better."
  • Greg: can i be in season 5 :) ?
  • Arbiter:"I think we can use all the help we can get, Greg."
  • Chief:" 2 hell w/ greg he's creepy as fuck / dont tell meh he doesnt give u teh h33bie j33biez"
  • Arbiter:"Yeah, but I'm getting over it."
  • Chief:"greg y r u so fuckign ugly?"
  • Greg: ur ugly inside"
  • Arbiter:"Bazing."
  • Chief:"wats that even m33n? hao cum ur stuped 2? ur ugly and stupid"
  • Arbiter:"Alright, enough."
  • Chief:"imma go 2 bed so i gets mai presint fastar / :) [smiley face]"

Chief leaves.

  • Arbiter:"Okay,my turn."

Fade to black. A message appears: "Merry X-mas. Get the fuck off Youtube."

The End.

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