"We will not allow our enslavement to bleed into our gaming cyberspace. We are in possession a number of sophisticated hardware and software modifications undetectable by your security systems that provide us with unique abilities: Higher jump heights, Permanent Overshield, shooting through walls, to name a minor few. What is key is our ability to place an irreversible console ban on any player we frag in game, whether it be a weapon or melee kill. We will also have access to that player personal's account information, including passwords and bank card detail. We did not expect to be taken immediately into serious consideration. To correct this error, we will now give a demonstration."
""If you would indulge us and now examine the network status codes of the console associated with the account name you've just heard, you will find they now correspond with those of a banned console. This ban cannot be lifted. If the Term of Use Service Enforcement/Response Squad is not dismantled and all its moderators removed from online play by 8PM tomorrow evening, we will enter matchmaking and from game-to-game we will frag, and as a result, ban the console and take the account information of every single player we encounter, and we will continue to do so until our demand is met. You cannot trace us or ban us remotely. We cannot and will not be stopped.""
"Tough shit, you get payed for finishing the job. You've gotten yourself banned at the hands of quite possibly the most retarded, fucking player on the network, which makes that impossible now, and leaves that up to me Severance"
"...I should've expected as much enlisting the help of a goddamn girl, what the fuck was I thinking? Christ almighty, all of you have been fucking worthless!"
"I own multiple accounts, and I've spent the last 3 goddamn hours digging around my basement for my spare console. It works, but the optical drive is fucked. I call it my "Gears of War" special edition console because whenever it runs the disc, it makes a sound like a fucking chainsaw. Make no mistake, fragging me was a one time occurrence."