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This is a list of notable quotes said by Clyde in Arby 'n' the Chief.

"To the administration of the online multiplayer network, and our fellow subscribers: We are Chaos Theosis. Technology is evolving at a faster rate than man can keep up with. As each day passes, he gives a little more of himself to the machine. The day is not coming when we become slaves, distracted from the fact of sensory stimulation. That day is here. We have risen in response to the recent establishment of the Terms of Use Service Enforcement/Response Squad and its deployment of clear controlled moderators into all online matches, including custom games."
Genesis
"We will not allow our enslavement to bleed into our gaming cyberspace. We are in possession a number of sophisticated hardware and software modifications undetectable by your security systems that provide us with unique abilities: Higher jump heights, Permanent Overshield, shooting through walls, to name a minor few. What is key is our ability to place an irreversible console ban on any player we frag in game, whether it be a weapon or melee kill. We will also have access to that player personal's account information, including passwords and bank card detail. We did not expect to be taken immediately into serious consideration. To correct this error, we will now give a demonstration."
Genesis
""If you would indulge us and now examine the network status codes of the console associated with the account name you've just heard, you will find they now correspond with those of a banned console. This ban cannot be lifted. If the Term of Use Service Enforcement/Response Squad is not dismantled and all its moderators removed from online play by 8PM tomorrow evening, we will enter matchmaking and from game-to-game we will frag, and as a result, ban the console and take the account information of every single player we encounter, and we will continue to do so until our demand is met. You cannot trace us or ban us remotely. We cannot and will not be stopped.""
Genesis
"Disperse, enjoy yourselves."
Hard End
"This has nothing to do with winning matches, this is about preserving what little online freedoms we have left."
TOSERS
"Many people won't deserve what's coming but we've placed the situation entirely in the hands of the network admins. All they have to do is stop this TOSERS nonsense..."
TOSERS
"Our actions are in direct response to the creation of TOSERS. The world's rampant with censorship with bullshit, sacrifices need to be made to save what few remaining havens we have to let loose."
TOSERS
"Plan B is well underway and a week from now at most they'll cease to exist."
Dough Eyes
"This situation doesn't warrant any debate. Anybody whose had even the slightest association with TOSERS who sets foot in here shouldn't be left standing."
Blackout
"Things are just getting started my friend."
Blackout
"Tickled pink as I would be to cap these guys I think it's in everybody's best interest at this point to walk away. The four of us have little more work to do."
Remission

Femme FataleEdit

"That's one problem out of the way."
Femme Fatale
"Don't toy with them if they show their faces again, fuck them up."
Femme Fatale
"You were dropped by the retarded one? Jesus Fucking Christ."
Severance
"Tough shit, you get payed for finishing the job. You've gotten yourself banned at the hands of quite possibly the most retarded, fucking player on the network, which makes that impossible now, and leaves that up to me Severance"
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"...I should've expected as much enlisting the help of a goddamn girl, what the fuck was I thinking? Christ almighty, all of you have been fucking worthless!"
Severance
"Go fuck yourself you useless cunt!"
Severance
"I own multiple accounts, and I've spent the last 3 goddamn hours digging around my basement for my spare console. It works, but the optical drive is fucked. I call it my "Gears of War" special edition console because whenever it runs the disc, it makes a sound like a fucking chainsaw. Make no mistake, fragging me was a one time occurrence."
The Reunion
"You fuckers are done."
The Reunion

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