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Scene 1:Jon's ApartmentEdit
Veiwer discretion warning is shown. Opening credits roll.
Arbiter is seen watching a Halo 3 machinima called The Adventures of Frank and Joe.
- Joe: "Hi,Frank.
- Frank: "Hi,Joe.
- Joe: "Say,Frank. What say we take the Warthog out for a spin."
- Frank: "That sounds fun and it sounds like a good idea 'cause it sounds fun."
Frank gets it the Warthog and Joe kills him with a Rocket Launcher.
- Joe: "[laughs] You got pawned!"
- Arbiter: "Jesus Christ. These kids can't be serious."
- Joe: "Frank look! It's the Covenant!"
- Frank: "Oh crap!"
An Elite is seen running towards them.
- Elite: "Blarg! I'm an alien and imma kill you with my guns 'cause I hate humans 'cause I'm an alien!
Arbiter grabs a knife and prepares to start cutting his wrist. Chief walks up.
- Chief: "ARBITUR! imma just had teh graetest ideh evar!"
- Arbiter: "I've grown sour of your so-called "great ideas". I haven't forgotten about you trading in our Dark Knight tickets that one time to see Space Chimps."
- Chief: "ull liek tis 1"
- Arbiter: "Doubt it."
- Chief: "u no hao a lot of kids maek crappy machinima?"
- Arbiter: "Believe me, I'm aware."
The Elite is seen killing Frank and Joe.
- Elite: "Yeah! double kill!"
The Elite teabags them.
- Elite: "Teabag! I'm an alien!"
- Chief: "So hao abot this / we start our own mashinima produkshun company?"
- Arbiter: "Sounds lame. I dunno."
- Chief: "cum on it'll be fun and our sho will rox0r everybodys bockserz"
- Arbiter: "I don't have anything better to do I suppose. [beat] Alright. I'm in."
Later they are seen it the kitchen floor with a dry-erase board for ideas.
- Arbiter: "Take that tie off. It looks retarded."
Chief is seen wearing a neck tie that almost envelopes his head.
- Arbiter: "Like Mother Teresa meets Bill Lumberg."
- Chief: "IM TEH PRESIDINT OF @ C0MPANY NAO ARBITUR / i haz 2 l00k liek a business man"
- Arbiter: "We're the only ones here. And this isn't a real company."
- Chief: "shut ^[up] and be thinkign of sum ideas faggot / i f33l liek im doing all teh werk heer"
- Arbiter: "You haven't written a goddamn thing on the board other than that giant dong you drew three hours ago."
A crude penis drawing is seen on the board.
- Chief: "i does all teh paparwerk"
- Arbiter: "What paperwork?"
- Chief: "for teh akounts adn stuff / and teh NASDAQ / and teh stocks portfolio"
- Arbiter: "You're just spouting stupid business jargon. You're full of shit."
- Chief: "no u"
They just sit and stare at eachother for a little bit.
- Chief: "[beat] cummign up w/ ideas maeks meh :( [sad face]"
- Arbiter: "It's not easy..."
- Chief: "hao abot instead of coeming up w/ sumthign original we maek a sequel 2 something thats already been maed?"
- Arbiter: "That sucks."
- Chief: "does u hav a better ideh?"
- Arbiter: "...What were you thinking of exactly? A sequel to what?"
- Chief: "a rly rly awesom mov33 thats left wide open foar a squel / 1 that's just beggign to have one maed"
Scene 2: Seven weeks later...Edit
Arbiter is seen reading a script. It says " The Shawshank Redemtion 2: Taking back New York" by Master Chief."
- Arbiter: "Not only is this a complete disgrace to the original film but it's quite possibly the most inane script ever written."
- Chief: "ARBITUR U JUST DUNT UNDARSTAND MAI GENIOUS"
- Arbiter: "I have the feeling nobody else will either."
Chief is seen talking to three players in-game(without Recon Armor since it was taken away for his cheating previously).
- Chief: "GENTILMEN / i thank eech of u proffesional aktors from arount teh gloeb / w/ ur halp we will maek artistik vision a reality"
- XBL player 1: "Is it okay if we film at night 'cause I have school tomarrow."
- XBL player 2: "Yeah me too."
- Arbiter: "Dude, you've written like five thousand different characters into this movie. I don't think three actors gonna cut it."
- Chief: "we'll impr0viez"
- Arbiter: "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
- Chief: "filmmign shud b rappd up in abou 2 munths"
- XBL player 2: "What the hell are we filming here? Lord of the Rings?"
- Chief: "shut ^ im not payign u homos 2 complaign"
- XBL player 1: "How much are you even paying us?"
- XBL player 2: "Yeah."
- Chief: "ur faem on teh films rel33s shud be enuff / [beat] GOD DAMMIT / wat do kids want? liek hot weels and french friez and stuff?"
- Arbiter: "Money. Like everyone else."
- Chief: "FUCK / get Jon's wallet / c if he haz n e cash"
- Arbiter: "Go to hell."
- Chief: "l00k gaiz / ill find soemthing 2 giv u l8r / butt we shudn't worry abot moni3z / our focus shud b on bringign mai art 2 lief / and teh four of us shall maek it so"
- XBL player 3: "Actually ugh, I'm out. No offense butt this sounds incredibly stupid."
The player walks away.
- Chief: "FINE / ASSWIPE / and teh thr33 of us shall maek it so"
To be continued...
Credits roll. The end.