|Divided We Stand|
|Season 1, Episode 9 (9)|
|Air date||June 23, 2012|
|Written by||Jon Graham|
|Directed by||Jon Graham|
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Arbiter approaches Master Chief one sunny morning and asks him if he'd like to play a few rounds of Reach. Chief says he'd be delighted, but what ensues isn't exactly what Arbiter anticipates.
Arbiter is in the mood to play Halo: Reach with Master Chief, but Chief on the other hand refuses to play with Arbiter, believing that people shouldn't be together when playing together in favor of playing on separate TVs like on Xbox-Live. Chief however is in for a rude surprise when he finds out that Halo's online server is down, and so decides to freeze himself again in order to pass the time. Arbiter eventually finds him and tries to reason with Chief that not only will cryogenic suspension not work on Chief since he is plastic, but to again play split-screen multiplayer until the servers come back online. Again chief refuses to play with Arbiter as he believes playing together will make him look "gay." Ultimately after much convincing, the two play split-screen, much to Chief's frustration.
- Main article: Divided We Stand/Transcript
- HOW TO fax a mattress
- HOW TO non-verbally admit to being a homosexual by playing split-screen multiplayer
- HOW TO axe far too much from people
- HOW TO cryogenically suspend yourself
- HOW TO bite a batwing
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