|Voice Actor||Jon Graham|
|First Appearance||Conflict - Part 1|
|Last Appearance||Drunken Halo (reference or cameo)|
Jeremy was a young boy posing as a gangster, albeit horribly. He joined a game on Grand Theft Auto IV that Arbiter and some of his friends were playing. Jeremy's acting quickly irritated the other players and they began to argue. Chief showed up and when he found out that Arbiter was playing with Jeremy, he took the controller from him forcibly. Jeremy's father showed up and told him to turn off the console. Following Chief's advice, Jeremy called his dad a "fucking asshole", angering him. They then began to argue, his father telling him to stop acting like a "spoiled little shit" with Jeremy screaming at the top of his lungs, crying for his mother, and then abruptly leaving his console, to which the other players laughed.
- "xXxsm0k3w33d4lyph420xXx" is not a valid Xbox Live Gamertag in real life, as it is too long. Jon Graham stated that he did this so people would stop copying his characters and showing up on Halo to gain attention from him. This is also satired in a post-credits scene at the end of the Season 3 episode, "Panic".