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This is a list of all the quotes said by Kylie in Arby 'n' the Chief.

GenesisEdit

  • "Settle down, Adam."
  • "I'm not gonna dignify that with a groan, let alone a response."
  • "I can't believe what I am hearing."
  • "Clearly!"
  • "Don't hold back, whatever you do. If you were my kid, I'd ring your neck."

Hard EndEdit

  • "Looks like we hit the jackpot."
  • "For some reason, I find the idea of being labelled a TOSER less than appealing."

TOSERSEdit

Kylie does not speak in this episode

Chaos TheosisEdit

  • "I'm in awe at nearly everything that comes out of that kid's mouth."
  • "Jesus! AGAIN?"
  • "Nintenditis. His parents should really do something. That's OUTRAGEOUS."
  • "Truly, truly, TRULY outrageous."
  • "We're doing people a favor, not only in getting rid of these fucking moderators, but knocking the online tit away from their handful of this new generation. Then maybe they'll man up a little."
  • "If arceny's the sign of things to come, by the time the new one starts running things, I think I'll run a warm bath and slash my fucking wrists."
  • "I haven't been able to hold a relationship with a guy for more than a couple of months, they've all been geeky, obsessive man-children who care more about games and stupid comic book bullshit, than what's actually happening around them."
  • "Being a geek is the new "in-thing," if you play games all fucking day, everyday, you're not looked down as a social-retarded cunt, it means your're "hardcore," and that's super cool."

RemissionEdit

  • "Call me that again and this will be your last game."
  • "I'm gonna kill this mother fucker."
  • "Hehe, oh my god!"
  • "Nobody's standing in our way now."

Femme FataleEdit

  • "I get the impression you got that on a sign nailed to your bedroom door. Guess your furry porn, and your hamline zip-lock bag full of vasoline pressed underneath your mattress will have to capisce forever."
  • "I'll feel no regret watching this sexist, racist, homophobic cesspit of acne-ridden, basement-dwelling neckbeards burn and whither. I'll be helping them. I'll be shaking them out from their addiction like you've locked the heroine addict away for his own good, and I'd gladly do it for free."
  • "Wow, of all the servers I could be thrown into, the powers had me paired with your retarded ass once again."
  • "I'll tell you what. I'll send you my "A," my "S," and my "L" as soon as you do something for me... You frag your friend instead."
  • "I'll send you nudes."

SeveranceEdit

  • "My dad does more than enough drinking for the two of us, when he's not unconscious or breaking shit and screaming at me that is, or giving angry phone calls to my mom."
  • "As if you're any different... Your friend told me that this performance is all founded on you being butthurt over the fact that Adam vaporized your online girlfriend, an oxymoron if there was one. Seems to me like you're just another internet white knight desperate to have his dick sucked."
  • "You conduct yourself as an intellectual, but you're just as dimwitted as your friend."
  • "You can't do this me Clyde! You don't understand! I need that money!"
  • "Clyde don't you dare hang up on me, you fucking cocksucker!" ~Kylie's final words in the series

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