Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3
Air date October 12, 2007
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
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Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3 is the third and final installment of the Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy.


This episode begins some time after the launch of Halo 3. Chief is playing online with the legendary edition Master Chief helmet on. A player calls him out for his poor skills, saying that he had -3 kills and 41 deaths. Chief just responds with a mom joke. The player gets very angry at him and Chief leaves. After this, Chief continues to play poorly online. However, he eventually manages to get a lucky headshot with the sniper rifle, leading him to believe he is the best Halo 3 player on the planet. He decides to make a montage, and after seven weeks, he is ready. He has Arbiter films his montage for him. Arbiter drops the camera and constantly shakes it, and the actual snipe itself doesn't even get filmed.



Main article: Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3/Transcript


  • This is the only part of the trilogy featured on Machinima's YouTube channel.
  • Master Chief's "montage" is supposed to be a jab at poorly made montages posted on YouTube, along with the overuse of Linkin Park music.


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