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Scene 1: Table Edit

[close-up shot of the Halo: Reach case that slowly reverse zooms back]

[Suddenly, Arbiter and Chief come in from the side and are seen wrestling with each other.]

ARBITER: You sack of shit!

CHIEF: GIT UR FUCKIN HANS OFF MEH GAYWAD

ARBITER: What the fuck is wrong with your brain?!

CHIEF: SRSLY FUCK OFF

ARBITER: I'm sick of you!

CHIEF: >:I

ARBITER: I fucking hate you!

CHIEF: AAAH!1

[As Arbiter and Chief wrestle, their fight drags them into a nearby metal shelf. Arbiter smash Chief multiple times against it until he knocks over the shelf along with themselves.]

CHIEF: OW!!one

ARBITER: You fucking fuck-- fuck you!

CHIEF: FUCKIN MONGO, UR GONA--

ARBITER: Aah!

CHIEF: HOLY CRAP

ARBITER: Whoa, shit--!

Scene 2: Five minutes earlier...Edit

[We cut to Arbiter staring at the camera for a brief moment]

Chief: no??????????? / FUCK U M33N NO???????? / orange u :D [Happy Face] to se meh bro?

[Cut to Chief with his arms out]

Chief: it's-a-me! / MASTUR CH33F / hoo-hoo! / mama-mia! / LOLOLLOLLOLOL / teh 360 noscoep hedshots king / n00b rapist / DESTROYER OF CUNTS / remembir meh arbitur / LOL REMEMBIR / LLOLLOLOLOLLOL

Arbiter: I remember. / Everything.

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