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Scene 1: Table
[close-up shot of the Halo: Reach case that slowly reverse zooms back]
[Suddenly, Arbiter and Chief come in from the side and are seen wrestling with each other.]
ARBITER: You sack of shit!
CHIEF: GIT UR FUCKIN HANS OFF MEH GAYWAD
ARBITER: What the fuck is wrong with your brain?!
CHIEF: SRSLY FUCK OFF
ARBITER: I'm sick of you!
CHIEF: >:I
ARBITER: I fucking hate you!
CHIEF: AAAH!1
[As Arbiter and Chief wrestle, their fight drags them into a nearby metal shelf. Arbiter smash Chief multiple times against it until he knocks over the shelf along with themselves.]
CHIEF: OW!!one
ARBITER: You fucking fuck-- fuck you!
CHIEF: FUCKIN MONGO, UR GONA--
ARBITER: Aah!
CHIEF: HOLY CRAP
ARBITER: Whoa, shit--!
Scene 2: Five minutes earlier...
[We cut to Arbiter staring at the camera for a brief moment]
Chief: no??????????? / FUCK U M33N NO???????? / orange u :D [Happy Face] to se meh bro?
[Cut to Chief with his arms out]
Chief: it's-a-me! / MASTUR CH33F / hoo-hoo! / mama-mia! / LOLOLLOLLOLOL / teh 360 noscoep hedshots king / n00b rapist / DESTROYER OF CUNTS / remembir meh arbitur / LOL REMEMBIR / LLOLLOLOLOLLOL
Arbiter: I remember. / Everything.
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