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Viewer Discretion Warning is shown. Opening credits roll.
[The scene starts with Sonic sitting in the cupboard with Arbiter, taking a deep sniff of the Sharpie.]
- Sonic: W-What're you doing?
- Arbiter: Shush. I'm trying to listen.
- Sonic: Oooooh. Every time I try to listen to things, I only hear the chemical plant song. You know, DUN DUN DUNUNUNUN DUNUN DUNUN DUNUUUUN!
- Arbiter: Shut the fuck up! They're arguing...
[The camera switches to just outside the cupboard door, where Toad, Luigi and Mario are all congregated.]
- Toad: What's going on?
- Luigi: M-M-Mario says he's going to have Sonic and the alien killed!
- Toad: Woah, Mario, dude. What the hell? You never said anything about killing anybody.
- Mario: You knew exactly what was going to happen, Toad. You're just too cowardly to question my orders. As you should be.
- Luigi: I won't let you do this, Mario.
- Toad: Neither will I.
- Mario: Is that so?
[The camera changes to Toad and Luigi now standing outside the closed door of The Brofessional Gamer, obviously having been thrown out.]
- Toad: Fuck!
- Luigi: Mama Mia! What do we do?
- Toad: My bong's in there!
- Luigi: Never mind about your bong, Toad! What about Sonic and the alien?
- Toad: We gotta find a way in.
[Chief is suddenly heard a distance away, shouting for help.]
- Chief: halp / halp
- Toad: Is that...?
- Luigi: The spaceman!
[Toad and Luigi walk towards Chief, who can be seen with his foot stuck in the side of the box still.]
- Toad: Hahaha, what the fuck?
- Chief: halp halp plz halp
[Toad and Luigi grab Chief and pull him out of the side of the box, freeing his foot.]
- Chief: tankz u r mi furendz / wat r u guyz doeng hear???
- Luigi: We were kicked out too.
- Toad: Yeah, it's some harsh bullshit.
- Chief: du u guyz wan 2 cum ento mi houz???
[Toad and Luigi follow Chief, heading into the cardboard box.]
- Chief: whyp ur feat
- Toad: Suck my dick.
- Chief: u du nawt haz 1
- Toad: Neither do you.
- Chief: u jus cantt sea et cuz ur sistur iz en da wai
- Toad: Not bad, spaceman. Not bad at all.
- Luigi: Oh, shame on you both! So indecent!
- Toad: Lighten up dude.
[The trio sit for a moment, silence dominating the air.]
- Toad: Oh yeah, Mario's gonna kill the Arbiter.
- Chief: LOLWUT
- Luigi: Oh yeah. I almost forgot. And Sonic.
- Chief: r u actwoly fawkin seariuz???
- Toad: Yeah dude.
- Chief: dats...nawt goin 2 happn...
- Toad: Aaaah, I get it. Luigi? Cuz it's from Halo 1!
- Luigi: I've never played Halo.
- Chief: faggut
End credits roll.