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Silly Billies
Season Hypermail, Episode 7
Silly Billies
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Air date September 3, 2011
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
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Silly Billies is the seventh episode of Hypermail: Season 1.

SummaryEdit

Master Chief and the Arbiter answer another batch of viewer mail.

PlotEdit

Arbiter starts by telling the viewers that they have a whole lot more hypermail from the "family" for this episode. Then he reveals that he was only kidding, and that they should look at some more interesting ones for this episode.

From Josh:

"Dear Arby and Chief, I know that it's a show, but who is doing the camera angles? Both of you are in front of the camera so who is technichally moving it?

Thanks, Josh." - Arbiter tells Josh that the camera is operated by a complicated system of levers and pullys, and it is so complicated that he can't even describe it. However, Chief reveals that Jon is in front of the camera and then calls him out for playing with his toys at his age. Jon then gives Chief the middle finger.

From another Josh:

"dear chief,

i dare you not to say a mom joke for an entire episode

good luck lol

Josh" - Chief says that it's easy. Then he makes a mom joke. However, Chief then tells Arbiter that starting from then, he wouldn't make any mom jokes for the rest of the episode.

From Shoe:

"Arbiter,

What is your ultimate top 5 games list, and top genre of gaming over all?

Regards,

Shoe." - Chief believes that nobody cares what Arbiter's top games are. Arbiter tells Shoe that his favourite genre is adventure, and his top 10 games are:

  1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
  2. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)
  3. Sonic 3 and Knuckles (Sega Genesis)
  4. Resident Evil [Remake] (Gamecube)
  5. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)
  6. Sonic CD (Sega CD)
  7. Perfect Dark (N64)
  8. Goldeneye 007 (N64)
  9. Sonic 2 (Sega Genesis)
  10. Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)

Chief greatly criticizes Arbiter's top 10 list, before showing his own:

  1. Halo 6 (Xbox 360)
  2. Halo 5 (Xbox 360)
  3. Halo 4 (Xbox 360)
  4. Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary (Xbox 360)
  5. Halo: Reach (Xbox 360)
  6. Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360)
  7. Halo 3 (Xbox 360)
  8. Halo Wars (Xbox 360)
  9. Halo 2 (Xbox)
  10. Halo: Combat Evolved (Xbox)

Arbiter criticizes Chief's list, saying that he has no scope. Chief makes another mom joke, which means that it took him less than a minute to fail Josh's challenge.

From Samus Aran:

"Dear Master Chief

Would you like to have sex with me? You're so horny!

-Samus Aran" - Chief says no, saying that he doesn't fuck guys.

From Incism:

"This goes to both of you, what is your favourite movie?

Sincerely

Incism" - Arbiter's favourite movie is 2001: A Space Oddysey and Chief's is Human Centipede

From Johnny:

"To both of you.

Dance please.

From Johnny" - They start dancing, as they end the video. Chief says that Arbiter sucks, only for Arbiter to reciprocate by doing the same.

CastEdit

TriviaEdit

  • The title of this episode comes from the beginning, where Chief calls Arbiter a "Silly billie" for kidding.
  • Master Chief revealing that Jon Graham is the cameraman was to poke fun at the fact that during most of the live-action film, Jon's reflection is often seen in Chief's visor.

Watch the EpisodeEdit

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