|Season 1, Episode 1 (1)|
|Air date||March 31, 2012|
|Written by||Jon Graham|
|Directed by||Jon Graham|
Day One Cookies
Arbiter peeks into the bathroom seeking Chief wondering where Jon's PSP Go is and discovers that Chief has found the solution to all of Jon's problems.
Arbiter is searching in the bathroom for Jon's PlayStation Portable. Instead, Arbiter finds Master Chief, high on top of the metal pole in Jon's shower. Chief has climbed up to the top of the bar in disgust at Greg spraying his webs everywhere and decides to use the opporitunity to turn the ropes into a noose in hopes of having Jon hang himself (or more appropriately his penis) in shame for him working on the show despite him being 24 years old. Arbiter then tells Chief that he wouldn't be looking for the PSP Go if the disc for Halo: Reach hadn't stopped reading, causing Chief to lose his balance and fall in the tub.
- HOW TO break me off a piece of that PSP
- HOW TO solve all of your problems quickly in a reasonable way
- HOW TO be well hung
- HOW TO take a wild guest to the movies
- HOW TO roll in the bitches
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